May I Pee on Your Metaphorical Welcome Mat?

by Joy Monger

I had a great date yesterday.

Sometimes after a great first date like this I feel like the gangly untrained puppy who might pee on the stranger’s welcome mat from excitement.

Dating calls for restraint but it’s really difficult when you meet someone you might really like…you want to call and text and spoon and monogram towels…but too much exuberance might freak them out and leave you  alone with the proverbial wee stain…

I am going to try to redirect my excitement towards the other lovely people in my life and hope I can give the appearance of cool and collected to this new person.

I apologize in advance if I lick your face.

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